Sleep Disruption Specialist

Are you a night owl with the gift of sensing sneaky snoozers? We need sharp, energetic team members to keep procrastinators and “just 5 more minutes” folks on track.

What You’ll Do:

• Identify and block snooze-worthy excuses (metaphorical or otherwise).
• Deliver daily wake-up calls with tough love and accountability vibes.
• Monitor clients’ morning habits and ensure they conquer their day.
• Develop personalized anti-snooze strategies (coffee jokes encouraged).

You Have:

• A wicked sense of humor to make early mornings tolerable.
• The ability to spot procrastination faster than a barista spots tired eyes.
• Experience in “motivating” people who “just need 5 more minutes.”

Perks:

• Flexible schedule (you are allowed to sleep—just not on the job).
• All the caffeinated pep talks you can handle.
• Rewarding work helping clients block snooze buttons from ruining their productivity.

Apply today—don’t sleep on this opportunity!