Chief Snoo Strategist

The war on wasted mornings is real, and we’re looking for a leader to guide our team of Snoo Blockers. As the Chief Snoo Strategist, you’ll architect top-tier systems for defeating oversleeping, procrastination, and habit sabotage.

What You’ll Do:

• Oversee the development of cutting-edge anti-snooze routines.
• Lead a team of Sleep Disruption Specialists to full victory (and productivity).
• Consult with clients to identify root causes of “snooze syndrome.”
• Champion the mantra: “Wake up. Get up. Show up.”

You Bring:

• A masterful ability to motivate even the sleepiest humans.
• Tactical planning skills—alarms, timelines, motivational memes.
• Passion for productivity tools and eliminating wasted mornings.

Benefits:

• Competitive compensation—because blocking snooze buttons is hard work.
• Recognition as a hero to early risers everywhere.
• Access to caffeine resources that fuel your leadership.

Ready to rise and shine? Lead the Snoo Blocker revolution!